When it came to basketball Gail was a loss, but we had our own version of one-on-one and she thought I was the bravest guy in the world. Which, of course, I am. By the way, I charged the entire vacation to Mr. Underhill's American Express Card. Want the number?
-- Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher (Chevy Chase), Fletch (1985)
This is nice.