spacezoomer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds Dreamcast Collab]

Couple of days late for April Fools', aren't you?

JuneSSantos responds:

The biggest fuck up of the century

[THE HALLUCINAPE LABS [PS2]]

I wanna buy it!!! I wanna play it on my PS2 when I'm 13!!! Aaaaaa this is so awesome!!!!!!!

[NECRO-NANCY 64: Haunted VHS]

I think I briefly heard a Dreamcast disc grinding noise in there, and lemme tell ya, if this were a Dreamcast game, you can bet your bottom dollar that I'd fork over an arm and a leg through the nose for a copy.

I hope you make more of these. I do love that low poly is making a comeback.

[GHOSTBLEED: The Bio Horror (ゴーストブリード)]

Those disc grinding noises sound like the Dreamcast and I am here for it.

[Geronimo & Heatstepper: The Harvest (part 1)]

The thumbnail made it look like a western, which had my curiosity. I’m a minute and a half in as I type this with the realization that it is actually a SPACE western, and now it has my attention. I love westerns and I love space, so space westerns are a match made in heaven for me. It just breaks my heart and boils my blood that there aren’t more of them out there. But with this, I hope it becomes more than just one cartoon on Newgrounds and ends up something huge. A space western for the ages. Good job.

[Sad Cat Dance (Cassette Girl and Hatsune Miku)]

I thought it was gonna be Cassette Girl from the Japan Animator Expo short. But this is good too.

[YOU FOUND HOLOBLADE]

If this was a real PS2 game and I found out it existed, I would pay an arm and a leg through the nose for a secondhand copy. No matter how expensive it was. An arm and a leg through the nose.

[Sonic The Hedgehog Rejuiced Final Trailer]

Every 5 or 10 years or so I’m reminded that this series is awesome. I didn’t watch it when I was a kid, but I did watch the complete series when it was on Netflix in, like, the early 2010s or thereabouts. I’m rewatching it on Paramount+ and it’s just as cool as I remember. Way past cool, that is.

MegaMotionCD responds:

So glad to hear new fans are being formed, even today!

[ORCHID PORN - Rehearsal at Hellven High]

Black and white punk rock music videos for the win. Also, is this gonna be a real actual comic series? Because that would be the bee’s knees.

[girls]

No don’t send Velma to Brazil noooo stop aaaaaa